Right outside my door...

At times, I sit back and appreciate what I hear outside my office door on a daily basis. Here are some favorites:

"God, I hate that girl, she is such a f&%$@# whore!...."
"Whatever man, its just f$#@%g lame. F%$#@&g lame dude...."
"I mean, she tried to be nice to me in class, but someone just needs to tell her shes a fat bitch...."
"I don't take sh%& from nobody! They can all suck a d^%$!..."
"Professors here are such a$$holes! Why can't they just give me the grade and be done with it?..."
"I f%$#&* hate living here, all their damn rules...."
"Ohhh I would love to tap that a$$....give me some of that, whoop whoop!...."

Three students have also been having a lively arguement about God & Abraham right outside my office, and that has been enjoyable to listen to as well.

Little things like this make me love it all the more. I would weirdly enough prefer this over constant sounds of phone rings, copier noises, and other typical office type sounds that irk me and make me go bonkers-in a stale and boring environment nonetheless. Like in Office Space. Ugh, gross. At least my residents make it interesting!

Thank goodness for my Pandora :-)